You may have seen this sandwich described on a restaurant board online– we saw it first from guitar god Marnie Stern. It’s not terribly delectable– white bread, full of bologna, Russian dressing, and a small (amount of) pickle (we weren’t buying tiny pickles for the …
Eating bologna is not easy. Made of a ground form of the most common parts of pork (occasionally with a dose of lard) the meat feels… unsettling. There’s a very noticeable lack of texture that isn’t even rejuvenated by frying. And so to save this …
Grease it up, people. Melting cheese mixes with the creamy guacamole in this grilled concoction. Bacon that may have been crispy won’t be after it mixes with the grease and fat, but the crisp of the grilled bread will give you that savory experience you …
That’s right– today we give you two views of leftovers. Homemade cranberry sauce finds its way atop this mountain of turkey chunks and mashed potatoes, held together by crisped white toast, which adds a nice texture to the otherwise mushy potato and cranberry. It’s a …
We only heard from one fan (and contributor) about missing last week’s portrait. We apologize, of course, and are here for two portraits this week. The first is just straight up gross. Though you may enjoy the wet softness of sardines, most people don’t. Even …
It looks like a kid-sized funhouse concoction, but this is a sandwich for adults. Healthy adults. Take the earthy flavor of beets and combine it with the creamy texture of goat cheese to make a spread that you’ll never speak of for fear of making …
A nice morning out on the porch– a good day to have breakfast in the cool morning air. Some crispy, crunchy toast holds together this pile of eggs and ham, topped with the moderately spicy condiment ketchup mixed with the spicier kick of tabasco sauce. …
Biscoff spread is made from cookies. For real. Nut allergy? Spread some cookies on your bagel. It’s very sweet and creamy, even if it doesn’t match the protein you might get from peanut butter. But apply it quickly to a fresh piece of french toast …
Two layers of garlic grilled cheese. You read that right. Chopped garlic is grilled into each piece of bread as they’re combined to make this vampire-proof masterpiece. As we try to cope with snowy days nationwide, these sandwiches can bring a small comfort. If mozzarella …
This very fabricated processed meat product is speckled with bacon, like the spots on the wall just beyond this turntable. Wonder how they get those bits of bacon into the turkey and you might get your head spun around. Throw some American cheese, mixed greens, …