Patty Melt on wheat
The classic quandary: We have burgers left, but no buns. Do we get more buns, then have leftover buns that we’ll toss off the apartment balcony so sparrows can peck with their tiny beaks and set up shop outside that one guy’s apartment where they go to crap when they’re done eating and he has to clean it all the time because we’re rude dicks? Or should we use some leftover bread, butter, and grilling? Let’s try that! And then you have this beautiful concoction, circled in sweet potato tots and kissed with ketchup flavor. See? You’ve been a good neighbor today and you treated yourself. Do that more often and maybe the guy downstairs will stop casting evil spells on your bloodline.