Bison Hot Dog on bun

It’s opening day, baseball fans. Why not sit down and bite into a tasty ballpark frank? Wait. This one’s saltier than the usual hot dog. Wow. Like, it’s delicious. This is a bison hot dog! Why is there even ketchup on this? It doesn’t need ketchup– or even a bun, for God’s sake. This hot dog is a masterpiece. Who knew life could be this great for so few fleeting moments? God did. The God who made this hot dog (and those sweet hand-cut, baked chips). Slow down. Don’t let this hot dog pass you by like a 90 mph fastball. Enjoy the dog and enjoy the day.