Turkey, Ham, and Roast Beef on italian roll
If you roll the meat, you can fit more on, especially if you’re trying to work from all the primary deli meats available. Make those flavors mix. Eat poultry, pork, and beef in one bite. Bottom with Romaine, top with pickles, and find yourself with a two sided snap, living comfortably within the softness of an Italian roll. See, you knew what you were doing by exerting your dominance over these pesky animals. You eat chumps like cows for lunch.