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Donald Trump sandwich
You may have seen this sandwich described on a restaurant board online– we saw it first from guitar god Marnie Stern. It’s not terribly delectable– white bread, full of bologna, Russian dressing, and a small (amount of) pickle (we weren’t buying tiny pickles for the joke). The bologna feels processed and slightly false, even though […]
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Fried bologna on white toast
Eating bologna is not easy. Made of a ground form of the most common parts of pork (occasionally with a dose of lard) the meat feels… unsettling. There’s a very noticeable lack of texture that isn’t even rejuvenated by frying. And so to save this endeavor of unexpected sensation, we bring the gentle crispness of […]
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Fried Bologna & Cheese on white
The familiar flavor of bologna hits your taste buds. And yet, it’s different this time. It’s warm, crispy on the edges. There’s cheese in the mix, too. There’s no confusion: we’re not aiming for health. But the lighting in this place isn’t the only thing that’s disorienting– so is the rich flavor that comes from […]
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Bologna on white
The life of a train-hopper is one of major risk and little reward. On the dirty tracks of life, you might find a bologna sandwich with a dash of mayonnaise. It’s an easy, cheap, and no-frills way to keep your stomach full for just a few more miles, but for someone with no destination in […]