Pepperoni and Cheese on pepperoni and cheese bread
Wait, you mean what makes up the sandwich is also what’s in the bread? Yes. Pick up your brain bits and bite into this splendid representation of awkward self-awareness. The spicy pepperoni mixes with the mild forms of havarti and cheddar cheeses to bring your mouth to a neutral state. The bread matches the equation by mixing flavors with bread, which smothers what may be overbearing to some. In the end, you put the spicy with the mild just right and end up with a very flavorful lunch. Who could ask for more?
Guest portrait by James O’Meara