Chocolate covered Oreo

‘Tis the season for tricks and treats. If you’re trick or treating this year, you may receive a chocolate covered Oreo, bringing more chocolate to the already popular sandwich cookie, but your parents will take it claiming you can’t trust home-prepared products. Oh, but they’re just taking it for themselves, using fear tactics from the Industrial Revolution, when food preparation moved from the home to the factory. I mean, look at this witch’s face. Wouldn’t you trust her and take that Oreo from off her pumpkin?